Dorothy Davenport, let’s chat about Dot for a moment shall we?  (AKA Mrs. Wallace Reid) She was a movie producer/writer and director. She had an extremely interesting and prolific film career.

One of her films was Road to Ruin, which I have got to get my hands on.

So what has once powerful, forgotten female director, a film about the dangers of sex, drugs and abortions and today’s news have to do with each other?

Well, this Times Article. Titled-”Women in Hollywood 2009-At the Box Office but Not Directing. Ok, by now you may have figured out that I am a director and not a man. I found this article insanely depressing.

Not to mention it made little of the fact that women were once quite powerful forces in the silent film era and pre-code era.

The article was so depressing…you know what,

F-it. I’m officially now a male director. I am done. The odds are so stacked against me, I mean I could be a role model, inspiration and all that nonsense but in the mean time some jerk off twit guy is making money that I should be making. I’m done being a sucker. That’s it!

I’m a guy.  As I guy, I think it’s cool that Tiger banged so many chicks and doesn’t give a rats ass about his family. Hell, I’m a &^%$ Italian Guy Director.

I wanna get paid to be a douche bag. I want to inspire women to do sexy things on poles and compete for my attention. Because, if you are a woman, that is all you want right? My attention?

Also as a guy, I now don’t care if you think what I write is smart or honest or relevant to your life. I want to make movies about over sentimentalized family situations, women who are shrews or sluts and make every actress over 30 play a MILF.  Because that is the range of my personal, immature guy experience and that is how my audience sees the  world.

What have I been thinking!!! Being a guy director is going to be SO much easier! Because women suck and men are funny. Bitches!